Song Lyrics Gone Wrong

Ok, please tell me I'm not the only one. You're driving along in the car listening to a song you've heard dozens of times before and singing along only to realize that you've been singing the wrong words all along. And sometimes, your words really don't even make sense. I think I can safely say, it happens to many of us. I mean, it also happened to Phoebe from Friends.

So I thought it would be funny to share just a few of these song lyric gone wrong moments that have happened for me -

"Bread Upon the Water"
Real lyric - "Growing comes from planting seed..."
What I heard - "Growing comes from cleansing... " Because of course you should cleanse the seed before planting, right?

"Sailing on Home"
Real lyric - "Tho the seas may roll..."
What I heard - "Tho the seas may roam..." Seas just roam away, right?

"Joy in my Heart"
Real lyric - "God took those worldly desires..."
What I heard - "God took those whirly desires..." Those whirly, spinning desires are the worst, right?

"I'm Living in Canaan Now"
Real lyric - "Living up with Jesus in Canaan right now..."
What I heard - "Living up with Jesus in Canaan bright land..." Canaan has to be bright because Jesus is there, right?

"We Shall Wear a Robe and Crown"
Real lyric - "When my feet strike Zion..."
What I heard - "When my feet start sighing..." Because everyone's feet are tired when they get to Zion, right?


So please tell me I'm not the only one! Feel free to share your song lyrics gone wrong moments in the comments!